bakrua:

loldodgers:

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

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gunzonyatmblr:

napalmstickstokids:

so you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread

Lmao why

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boobvoid:

therapist: how are you?
me: fine how are you

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moonlightangel:

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

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fartgallery:

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

(via ifiwereinnocent)

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(via ifiwereinnocent)

officialfood:

When you’re joking around with your family and almost reveal something about yourself.

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prasejeebus:

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

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